thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

(Source: mcdonaldsfries20)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse)

"Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay."

Wu Tang Clan (one of my favorite quotes ever)

(Source: larmoyante)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum)

"And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go."

existic:

if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me

raisa-allin:

im really nice but everyone is so rude and stupid that i have to be mean all the time

caseyanthonyofficial:

ruhruhrandy:

weeping-daleks:

wearetheprettyponies:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

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first of all how dare you

second of all HOW DARE YOU

Wow what an asshole

They’re fictional characters

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints)

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